Funny Jokes

1.Fun in kitchen:

Presure cooker ny karahi sy pocha k tum itni kali kun ho ?koi

cream Q nhe lagati?

karahi boli me jitni kali b sahi setiyan to tum phr b martay ho...

2.Beta:Ammi kia pasnd ki shadi karnay se gehr wala naraz hojate hain?

Maa:Tu yakinan kisi churail k chakar me hoga or yeh sab tujhay usi dayan na kha ho ga.ye aj kal ki larkiyan to bus larko ko phasane ma lage rehti hain jahan acha larka dekha waha shuru hogye,beta in se bach ka rehna yeh bht makkar or messni hote hain or inka to khandan bhi.....

Beta:Ammi esa kch nhe hai woh to abbu bta rhe tha ka ap dono ki pasand ki shadi thi....

3.1 larka 1 larki ko propose karta hai.

Boy: i love u..

Girl:thapar marungi.

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Mukka bhi khayegi phir....

4.Pathan ka bacha apni ma se bola:

AMMA kal raat ko phir mene bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apna ap jal gye,

AMMA:KAMENNAY aj phir frije ma moot diya...

5.Mard:ki zindagi

"lambi"

"haseen"

"hansti"

"muskrati"

Aur Tension se Azaad ku hoti hai..??

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Very Simple

Q k.

Mard ka koi shohar nhe hota...

6.Ladies ko petrol pump ka bahar kun utar diya jaata hain.

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Kun ka petrol pump pa likha hota hai ka aag laganey wali cheeza dur rakhe..

hahahahaha...

7.1 admi Pathan se bola

"Khan sahab kal me ne fon kiya aap na uthaya Q nhe?

PATHAN:

"Q Uthatha?

Ye jo hum ne 30 Rupay da ka gana lagwaya he

woh kiya tumhara abba sune ga??

8.Baba ranchor das said:

Nend ka peecha Mat bhago,bhagna hai to parhai k peeche bhago,nend khod aye gi...