main aik admi zaror betha hota hay”.
2.raat ke andhere main jab sab soo gye the,aik chor ghar main dakhil hoa,etafak se aik chote bache ki ankh khol gai. chor: “khabardar,agar chekhe to goli khani pare gi”. Bacha: “masomiat se jee main chocolate khata hun”
Doctor...acha to ma apko kal se 40 rupay ki dawai dun ga . jis sa ap ko roz ka 10 rupay ka fayda nazar aye ga.
4.judge mulzim se “tum ne aik raat main 5 gharon main chorian kar dalien?” mulzim “bachpan se hi mehnti hun”
5.machar ka bacha pehli bar urra .
jab wapis aya to baap ne pocha :
kesa laga urr kar?
machar bola :
bohat achcha, jidhar b gaya log taliyaan baja rahe they...!!
6. ustaad “tum itni dair se kune aye?” shagird “janab mere upar se aik gari guzar gait thi”. ustaad “arye tum zinda kese bache” shagird “janab main pull ke niche tha”.
7.sana “ammi aap mujhe time nahi detien”. Ammi “beta tumhein time chahye to puri ghari le lo,lakin roo mat”.
8.A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:
I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton .
Girl:
Oye carbonmonoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yaha se reduce ho ja,
is se pehlay ka tujha oxidise kar doon or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey :
kambakht, Graphite ki aulad .
9.A super cute joke!
BF msgs to hr GF:
Honey! Sorry 2 disturb u. Can u snd ur photo? It's very urgent, serious matter, v r playing cards and I have lost "QUEEN"
10.Sardar makes call to Airport and asks ......?
How is journey from punjab to america ?
Receptionist : 1 sec sir .
Sardar disconnects and says:
"Pee k bethi ha saali"
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